when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.
Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. attend Marvel’s Hall H Press Line for ‘Ant-Man’ and ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call